Pizza Theory

A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.

Guy 1: How was it?

Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.

Pizza Theory by Goingreen April 27, 2009

Pizza Theory

When some one states that they prefer one thing but leave it open that they do not necessarily dislike another of the same subject.

Fred: "I don't know about you guys, but I prefer vag!"

Tim: "I love that you said prefer. Like, I 'prefer' pepperoni pizza, but I'll have other kinds"

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Jake: "That girl will never like me. She says she is in to smart asians"

David: "Just think of the pizza theory"

Jake: "What do you mean?"

David: "Just because she wants Pepperoni doesn't mean she will not enjoy a Hawaiian"

Pizza Theory by Stragic1 December 1, 2010

Pizza-Hawaii-Theory

It’s just like the Olive-Theory.
Two people only can be a good couple if one of them like pineapple on pizza and the other one doesn’t.

1. Person: Hey do you like pineapple on your pizza?

2. Person: no thats gross

1. Person: I do! We would be a great couple according to the Pizza-Hawaii-Theory!

Pizza-Hawaii-Theory by User2142069 March 27, 2020

infinite pizza theorem 

The infinite pizza theorem is the proposition that, given any circle (particularly a pizza), a slice directly in the middle of the circle will create two half circles of 181° total. This occurs when you split two degrees on opposite sides of the circle, creating two extra half degrees on either end of the half circle. The infinite pizza theorem is one of the more plausible solutions to world hunger, next to mass genocide.

I used the infinite pizza theorem to make 180 pizzas into 181!

infinite pizza theorem by Quantum Mechanist January 7, 2020