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(Mexico) A person who tries exaggeratedly to demonstrate that he/she is really good at something, but when sometimes the reality is that he/she is not at all.
- ¿Ves a ese tipo vestido como cholo ?
- Sí, anda de pitero.

Translation.
- Do you see that cholo dressed boy?
- Yes, he's a pitero.

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-¡Yo sé hacer eso!
-No es cierto, tu hermano me lo dijo. No andes de pitero.

Translation:

-I know how to do that!
-Not true, your brother told me! Don't be a pitero.
Pitero by Kratos A. September 7, 2011
Guy 1: Man, I met a pitero yesterday
Guy 2: nice
Pitero by 1000Bucks May 7, 2021

Pitero's nose 

Similar to Achiles ankle. It is his weakness. Just press it and he dies of pressed nose disease. Which make no mistake is a very serious disease.
Guy 1: I had enough of this pitero! I pressed pitero's nose!
Guy 2: He really must have deserved it
Pitero's nose by 1000Bucks May 7, 2021

pterodactyl screech 

A phrase commonly used by the fandom side of the social media website tumblr to describe a reaction of an inhuman noise (that sounds like a pterodactyl screech) one has made after they see something that pleases them greatly and instantly excites them.
*A cute drawing of OTP shows up on dash*

Tumblr User: *pterodactyl screech*
pterodactyl screech by Carlyndra September 8, 2013

pterodactyl sex 

when a couple is in missionary position and the man puts the sheets over his arms and flaps his arms like a bird as he thrusts.
I couldn't take brad seriously when we had pterodactyl sex last night.
Piero is special. He's very affectionate and super flirty. With friends he tends to roast them but they do it back. You can go to Piero for anything and he'll help you with whatever it is that's going on. He tends to do things on a whim and is adventurous, usually down for anything. Piero is loyal to his closest friends and makes new friends easily. All in all Piero is one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
friend: "Piero is so hot!"
friend #2: "He's so nice too. Go flirt with him!"
Piero by puppy puddles September 27, 2018