Pistoling

Verb:

When a man kneels between a woman's open legs, makes a pistol shape with both hands, and proceeds to rapidly jackhammer her pussy with the tightly clasped hands. Once mastered, a true pistoler will reap rewards by stimulating the clitoris with the repetitive and frantic 'cocking' of the pistol with his powerful thumbs.

Note: The pistol can be single, double, triple or even quadruple-barreled depending on the level of pussy gapage.

Bro 1: "Dude, you're walking kinda' funny, is something up with your back?"

Bro 2: "Yeah man, it's killing me, I was hunched over some slut's pussy pistoling her all last night"

Bro 1: "Loose times player, drinks on me tonight"

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Girl 1: "How's your pussy this morning?"

Girl 2: "It's a complete mess, that's the last time I let some random guy quadruple-barreled pistol me!"

by snaildude December 16, 2010

pistol

someone who is unpredictable

"jane got married in vegas, shes a pistol!"

by emma_innyc July 24, 2008

pistoler

Someone who usually use Pistol gun as a primary weapon.

That homie is a pistoler.

by D.A 91 February 7, 2007

Pistol

Sheer Greatness

Did you see LeBron hit that game winning shot? Hes an absolute PISTOL!!!!

by BeercanBob June 8, 2021

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿.

a pistol emoticon

pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this

by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 26, 2020

pistol

the stock secondary in tf2 for the scout and engineer class
a good midrange weapon nothing really interesting about it though

scout1: i use the pistol instead of the mad milk
scout2: ok

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

The Pistol

Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.

T: Hey d what did you do last night.

D: I was up all night pleasuring my old lady with the pistol.

by Double D's flesh factory September 19, 2009