Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.

Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*

by Bible Author June 10, 2014

pinch off a loaf

Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.

A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"

by Metso July 11, 2008

african pinch off

Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off

Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off

by Vfhbl September 3, 2015

Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.

Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.

by jake4d April 27, 2010

pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018