2 definitions by Metso

Top Definition
Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.
A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
by Metso July 10, 2008

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A black man who wishes he were white. A narcissist, who listens to Celine Dion, plays golf, has a tiny pecker, dates white women, and secretly likes fat chicks.
chick 1: how was yur date with Todd last night?

chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much money he makes ima stick my foot far up his wannabe ass!
by Metso July 10, 2008

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