n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
by gjelstiznles August 10, 2006
Top Definition
1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll
1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket
by Martin March 16, 2005
When during sexual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his penis through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.
She was too impatient for the full monty so she took IT pig in a blanket.
by KSense January 26, 2009
When a guy sticks his up between a girl's, or a fat guy's boobs
Last night when my pants fell down, I shit my pants. Pig in a blanket...
by Nick757 February 09, 2006
1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.
Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.
by A. Hick July 23, 2006
when you take the excess skin on your ballsack, and stretch it around your penis and make it touch your other ball. usually only done by people with only one testicle since they have the extra skin from where the original nut used to be.

worth 4 points in the penis showing game.
I got mark with the pig in a blanket. it was awesome.
by xzbvbnmvjn March 27, 2008
wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your penis and stick it in a girls vagina or anus
I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.
by sebassebas320 September 16, 2012
When you place your penis on a chick's vagina and pull the lips over to make a pig in a blanket,Great form of foreplay. enjoy! :-)
"Aww man i didnt feel like screwin this chick so i just made a pig in a blanket instead"
by Maximus K April 26, 2007
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