Perverts 

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.

Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
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Perverts by Memetic Man January 18, 2011

Perverts 

The ones in this website. They turn every word in a sexual sense

People REALLY are perverts here

Perverts by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

Perverts 

99.999% of all the people on Urban Dictionary. Don't believe me? Look up something nonsexual and you will find 1-7 things sexual.

Man, I hate these perverts on Urban Dictionary.

Perverts by NintendoNerd December 6, 2018

under perverts

perverts that are younger than you

“omg this third grader asked me for pictures!”
“UGH! under perverts!”

under perverts by zurich21364 June 24, 2018

perverts 

perverts:(per-verts) pl n. - drooling, table leg humping, rabid man dogs sitting at their computers with their cams on clutching their calloused over used penis in a trance like state whilst watching bertha big butt porn and sweet talking even the ugliest women in chat rooms in desperate hopes of convincing her to show her boobies (or more) on cam.

lisa became so disgusted with the pathetic perverts online that she now blocks them on contact.

perverts by lisa d December 7, 2006

Sock perverts 

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.

God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.

Sock perverts by Slick James April 19, 2010

Perverts Greenhouse 

When one urinates in a bag of frozen vegetables and stores it in a duffle bag for later use

Who made a perverts greenhouse out of Carl’s checked baggage?

Perverts Greenhouse by Thaichilisquid November 27, 2018