Top Definition
By definition a kind of person who not only trys to shove their nose way up their boss' buttholes to try and get ahead in life but they actually enjoy it.
Guy 1: Hey boss, can I come by and wash your car....I'll bring my own stuff?
Guy 2: Sure Gabe that sounds good (walks away)
Guy 3: Gabe, your such a damn piane!
Guy 1: according to MCO P29569.666 it's a lawful order for me to do it.
Guy 3: Your a deuche
by Mr. Pihb May 04, 2008

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