A person who utilizes Youtube and Wikipedia in order to garner as much palatable information on subjects within the realm of physics as possible. Possibly for personal interest but more commonly used for 4 AM post-party diatribes about how we're all connected and the ancient shamans were right.
Most often using 'Quantum' physics for their purposes, as it is the most subjective branch and easy to bullshit the uneducated about.
Most often using 'Quantum' physics for their purposes, as it is the most subjective branch and easy to bullshit the uneducated about.
Stephen: So you're interested in physics?
Dave: Yeah, a bit. I'm an Armchair Physicist.
I found Dave up again when I left for work this morning. He'd been watching something on Youtube and kept going on about how dark matter means we're all just in a computer simulation. That guy needs to get a job.
Dave: Yeah, a bit. I'm an Armchair Physicist.
I found Dave up again when I left for work this morning. He'd been watching something on Youtube and kept going on about how dark matter means we're all just in a computer simulation. That guy needs to get a job.
by ArmchairPhysicist August 5, 2010
Q: So you're a engineering physicists? Does that make you more of an engineer or a physicist?
A: Neither.
A: Neither.
by Vis Viva September 27, 2009
Contrary to the other definition, a theoretical physicist is actually a masochist who spends years trying to figure out some shit that mankind won't find useful until long after he's dead. More likely though, he will be left as a fleeting memory in the minds of apathetic and high high school students.
Student 1: duude. relativity n shit is weird as fuck. i dont know who made it, porbably some theoretical physicist
Student 2: I think it was Newton
Student 2: I think it was Newton
by HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA January 7, 2021
Damn this physicist bitch knows how to read!
by PIMP3800 April 12, 2006
Theoretical physicists are the one guy in the office who makes an impossible deadline for an impossible task.
by uselesstemporary September 21, 2014
Physicist Frosty is an Indian man. He lives in Kalyan, Mumbai. He is an arrogant man but a great and hilarious person. His offerings to physics is awesome especially in the astronomy group of telegram. I wonder to meet that star
Hey physicist Frosty, how have you been these days? Seems your constipation would have finished with those pop tarts received from my grandma
by Deep cosmos April 12, 2021
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the H-Physicist?
Person 2: H-Physicist?
Person 1: The guy who works with h-energy.
Person 2: H-Physicist?
Person 1: The guy who works with h-energy.
by H-Physicist January 30, 2021