phil plait 

God

Person: Oh man Phil Plaits head is so shiny
Me: Yes he is God
>Earth crumbles before his very presence, the sky becomes black, the moon melts, the human race has faced it's judgement day as the oceans boil and ice catches fire. Phil plait takes a bite out of earth as he watches his children beg for forgiveness. He just laughs and stares<

phil plait by jAkE pAuL mErCh LiNk In BiO April 18, 2019

Philliterate

1. Any common street thug hailing from Philadelphia that cannot speak or debate without peppering the conversation with words such as asshole,fuck,jerkoff,pussy etc.

"Duhh you don't know what yer talkn about jerkoff pussy...fuck off aysehole" Philliterate.

Philliterate by JoeNJ2 January 25, 2012

Phillyitis 

(v.) to choke, as if not on a cheesesteak, instead, on the surface of the gridiron. also used as: (n.) "I have Phillyitis, I can't win the big game" ~Donovan McNabb.

"I have Phillyitis, I can't win the big game" ~Donovan McNabb.

Phillyitis by Theo Weilain June 25, 2004

Philsplaining

When a Phil unnecessarily explains something to assert his importance and intellect. Man splaning but to umtenthee degree.

I waited as he started philsplaining engine parts to a mechanic.

Philsplaining by Pipefitting101 September 20, 2022

Phillatio 

To suck a penis like Phil Collins does.

The term "fellatio" (to perform oral sex on the penis), was in the past spelt "Phillatio". The word aquired it's meaning from the fact that Phil Collins sucks the dick. He later struck up a deal with the Oxford English dictionary to change the word, and keep it changed, for a price of $10 million per year. So, every time you buy a Phil Collins record, you are oppressing the english language and ridiculing the world's hard working lexicologists.

Phillatio is what Gary and Dave do best.

Phillatio by Awesome Truth Teller April 9, 2011

Philpatholicity 

The electric feeling you get when you're near someone you're lusting or falling for

The philpatholicity ran through my body as his eyes met mine in a fiery blaze.

Philpatholicity by Xander's June 14, 2015

Phillatry 

(V) To unconditionally love, worship, and adore someone.

“My love, for you I express sweet phillatry.”

Phillatry by PrinceLee~ November 14, 2022