The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.
by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008
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Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across
What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.
by Skeeter2312 April 26, 2011
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An intense reaction to victory or success, characterized by a flexing of the entire body and delivery of a primordial scream.

Roughly equivalent to:
"I trained my whole life for this moment and all my dreams are coming true" or
"No one will smash us!"

Inspiration: Micheal Phelps at the 2008 Olympics after beating the French in the 4x100m relay
Tom just rocked that econ exam!!! He then walked out of the building and did the phelps!!
by bigswimkid April 11, 2009
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Being so bad you get removed from your club up the bum style
Noncey Phelps
by DgJlBQ April 12, 2023
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Noun, singular.
Plural: "Phelps" or "Phelpses"
A man with an unattractive (possibly repellent) face and a smokin'-hot body. The individual in question (the "phelps") is generally assumed to be Caucasian...like the swimmer-slash-mental-health-spokesmodel.
I miss that Yahoo group where people used to post pics of hot naked guys with ugly faces. It's crazy, but I love me a good phelps.
by Jack Vesuvio August 5, 2021
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adjective: cool, spiffy, awesome
verb: F**in help
"phelp me": to be felt up
adjective: that shirt is so phelp

verb 1:
by Soraya(put on UD by tati) August 26, 2008
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verb (used without object)
to act in a manner so vile while attempting to forward one's cause/interests that one only succeeds in engendering feelings within the general populace/audience that are opposed to one’s cause/interests.

Passed: Phelpsed

Origin: From Fred Phelps, an anti-LGBT activist whose methods were so vile they engendered feelings within the general populace in favor of the LGBT cause.
The anarchists phelpsed when they burned down the orphanage. The Trump supporters phelpsed when they stormed the Capitol.
by Cloud Cat January 16, 2021
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