phelps

Particles of fecal matter that get caught on a man's pubic hair during anal sex with another man.

The term, in the tradition of santorum is a reference to the minister of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Dude, did you wipe? I got phelps all over me.

by omfgplanes October 5, 2006

phelp

To win within the tightest margin possible.

"Don't cut your nails, because you just might phelp that win."

by sirald66 August 16, 2008

phelps

articles of feces transferred to the pubic hair of the penetrator during anal sex.

Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church

by castu October 5, 2006

phelp

To win within the tightest margin possible.

Only computers can see you phelped that win.

by SIRALD66 September 1, 2008

Phelps

The act of orally pleasing a woman in less than eight seconds.

Dude, I gave her the Phelps treatment...now she wants to marry me.

by Every Woman July 25, 2006

Phelps

Having the aptitude and ability to max out each and every sexual engagement one encounters due to the addition of alcoholic beverages.

"Last night, I swear this chick I met was a nothing but a innocent Catholic virgin, but I added some moo-juice and before I knew it, she was slobbin' on my knob. I really showed her my Phelps ability."

by Arthur Digbee Sellers April 16, 2007

Phelps

to win at anything with incredible ease, because you are the best, as Michael Phelps is.

You just wish you could Phelps like that guy. It's okay, you'll never be as good as him. Don't even try.

by LusciousBootay August 17, 2008