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2 definitions by omfgplanes

 
1.
Particles of fecal matter that get caught on a man's pubic hair during anal sex with another man.

The term, in the tradition of santorum is a reference to the minister of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Dude, did you wipe? I got phelps all over me.
by omfgplanes October 04, 2006
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2.
Someone who is obsessed with an older woman's hams.
Wow, look at Hamson's jaw drop when Donna walks by.
by omfgplanes September 29, 2006
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