2 definitions by omfgplanes

Top Definition
Particles of fecal matter that get caught on a man's pubic hair during anal sex with another man.

The term, in the tradition of santorum is a reference to the minister of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Dude, did you wipe? I got phelps all over me.
by omfgplanes October 04, 2006
Someone who is obsessed with an older woman's hams.
Wow, look at Hamson's jaw drop when Donna walks by.
by omfgplanes September 29, 2006
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