"That shit I just told you right there, that was phighlosophy!"
Ahh, I can do better than that.....
"That’s an Easy Bake Oven. Kids pretend to bake shit and can’t wait to do it for real then they grow up then they hate it and can’t
stop bitching about it. We should tell them young, 'you won’t like that shit.'
We’re almost getting trained while we’re young - being told our roles and
stuff. Woman, bake. Man, police. Then we grow up to do those things we were only pretending to. We were just getting shaped and suggested and steered.
We should
stop suggesting and they should
stop pretending to be adults and they should do something else that makes them
happy instead. Maybe they can learn how to draw or we can give them a toy
guitar and they might want a real one later.
'That shit I just told you right there, that was phighlosophy!'"