Phart (verb) When a man has to take a serious leek and drop a huge sh*t simultaneously. Not having the time to drop the deuce, he chooses to urinate. While the mans pee exits with fire hose like pressure, he then attempts to fart. This triggers either a nasty shart or a turd to be deposited in the mans underwear. (pee-fart = phart)
While peeing late last night I pharted and dropped a scissored off turtle head on my bathroom floor…….
by TB2-nola February 09, 2009
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One of those smelly little "silent-but-deadly" ads that pops up in one corner of the TV screen 30 seconds into the program, after you've already endured 5 minutes of regular ads.
AMC used to be a great channel until they started pharting.
by ArmandDillo October 10, 2009
The fart that is let out while taking a pee; usually one that provides great relief. At times it may sneak out.
O man, I just went to the bathroom and ripped a massive phart.
by TracyChapman September 16, 2008
noun: fart that takes place in a pharmacy or produced by a pharmacist.
My pharmacist, Ryan, pharted while discussing my medications with me last week.
by peterangelo September 01, 2009
The Professionals of Houston Adventure Racing Team!
PHART kicked some serious ass at the last adventure race.
by PHART June 12, 2006
A person whom one would find difficult to like. A person with an asshole-like personality. Commonly loud and annoying.
Wow, thanks for interrupting me you p-hart!
by Ed "The Meat" Sowder July 10, 2008
Another word for fart, or gas; seen as formal slang.
Did you phart my dear lady?
by youngin August 15, 2005