SpringLoaded's definitions

Phart

How gay ass wankstas spell fart.

Man, I like pharted yesterday, it was SO PHAT!

by SpringLoaded July 12, 2003

computer mash

The act of mashing your hands against a computer keyboard when you are so angry or confused you can't type anything coherent.

1. "I made Johnny so angry last night he computer mashed me."
"Like how?"
"I said 'Hey' and he was all 'SJHDFHJSjdfjh'"

by Springloaded April 25, 2006

knee slapper

From (Or inspired from) The Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.
Because it slaps your knees, if you're horribly unproportioned.

Peggy Sue called me a Knee Slapper instead of a dick today.

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

Pork Stick

From the Tom Green song "Pet names for Genitalia"

A penis.

I refer to my wang as a Pork Stick because I'm hungry.

by Springloaded June 6, 2004

mary hair

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

by Springloaded July 12, 2005

CG

To make a peice of art on the computer, or to transform a hand drawn peice into computer done one.

Computer Graphic(ing)

I CGed a sketch I did last night

by Springloaded November 5, 2003

Piddly Diddle Department

Quite frankly, the bathroom. In a store, you you were peeing, you'd be making the noise "piddly diddly piddly diddly" in your favourite department.

"Excuse me, I must go to the Piddly Diddle Department to rid my bladder of its toxins"

by SpringLoaded July 13, 2003