Phantom Sneeze

The sensation of a sneeze that won't occur naturally.

I kept having to phantom sneeze in front of Jane last night and now she thinks I have terrets.

by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

phantom sneeze

A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.

"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."

by MGE95 September 6, 2018