Top Definition
A piece of hair on your face which after multiple swipings and whipings wont come off. You can feel this hair, yet you cannot see it, therefore extremely hard to remove, and especially annoying.
Parker: ugh i feel like i have this hair on my face that wont come off, do you see it?
Ann: Ahh... the phantom hair.
by parker02 June 26, 2007

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