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One crazy, evil, bad-ass individual. Someone with twisted and quick intelligence, who looks down on the world without even bothering to let them know it. One scary, well thought out, elitist mofo....
n the movie "The Omen", Damien Thorne's last name would have been more realistic, had it been "Petzold".
Petzold by Reinhardtz February 5, 2010
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Commonly refered to as the gay kid. A workaholic in his mid-teens who is known to give his money away to others, in hopes that they will become his friends.
That Petzold gave John 50 dollars and took him to a concert so he would become his friend.
Kevein Petzold is gay.
petzold by JV4LIFE September 30, 2003
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A workaholic who carries nothing smaller than a twenty in his wallet.
That petzold has so much money and he just throws it away
petzold by JV4LIFE September 30, 2003

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Fun to be arround. Basically in a nut shell is the cats pajamas of Wakin and bakin.
Adam Petzold to do nothing and have fun doing nothing. Can sit in his car for hours on end and not even care.
Adam Petzold by Adam ` February 24, 2009
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