A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection
Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful
by foug March 24, 2003
When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls
Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.
by Steven S Smith September 19, 2012
a kindergatern run by elderly men assumed to be pedeofiles
"i took my kid to kindergaten and it was a total pettingzoo so i got him the hell out of there"
by mercluke January 08, 2009
Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).
Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!
by tulanebringsthepain January 19, 2011
A strip club that lets you touch the strippers
-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
by CSCC April 10, 2012
My house every night.
Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.
by Pete April 08, 2003

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