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1.
a list of people who support your ideas
sign my Petition for free food plese
by Anonymous June 09, 2003
 
2.
A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.
Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.
by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009
 
3.
petition - 'pet' originally derived from the word "Peter"
'ition' - against.

So from definition, the word means all things against Peter.

Peter wanted a petition for petition being non-PC, but then realized what he was doing.
by zorroloco June 11, 2007