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a reigatian term for stealing. If something has gone missing, someone (namely Peters himself) has peters-ed it. A peters-ed incident is identifiable as something that is completely useless in purpose or value, and has gone missing. those that spot this burglary should all utter in unison PETERS..

can also describe lying on ones back when about to score in hockey. one who performs this seemingly impossible feat is said to be in a state of peters.
'peters came to my house last weekend, and peters-ed my guitar amp. i only found out when he told me.'

'theres a ball missing from this atom arrangement diagram.. PETERS..'

look at that peters lying on the ground when the cross came in..
peters by bigfathobbit November 24, 2009
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A fucking retard who sucks big dick, "Peters" is usually a last name of a homosexual man.
He likes to get some head
Gibbon Peters: Yo bro hi
Fortnite Squeaker: wtf bro u seem homo
Gibbon Peters: yep im a Peters
Peters by Cavaze December 19, 2018
Celtic Slang for someone who blatantly likes to discredit and disgrace his fellow colleagues regardless of evidence to enhance the size of his dimunitive penis. Can also be used as a verb to describe the action of becoming an axe wound.
1.) That twat is such a peters.

2.) Did u see Alexander get peters'd at the samurai exhibition?

OR I saw Alexander getting peters'd when he fell into the axe stand!
Peters by Revenge101 October 23, 2006
a peters is a shit cunt butchers bitch that can't fish or shot a tree to save his life
girl- see that peters over there he talks more shit then his ass hole
peters by fuckenshazzar December 5, 2016
Verb

a reigatian term for stealing. If something has gone missing, someone (namely Peters himself) has peters-ed it. A peters-ed incident is identifiable as something that is completely useless in purpose or value, and has gone missing. those that spot this burglary should all utter in unison PETERS..

can describe lying on ones back when about to score in hockey. one who performs this seemingly impossible feat is said to be in a state of peters.

Can also describe the explosion of home-made ginger beer. the bottle is said to have peters-ed. bonus points are awarded if the lemon pieces go all over the victim.
'peters came to my house last weekend, and peters-ed my guitar jack. i only found out when he told me.'

'theres a ball missing from this atom arrangement diagram.. PETERS..'

look at that peters lying on the ground when the cross came in..

the home-made ginger beer peters-ed all over Mr Dare, complete with lemon pieces to flavour.
Peters by jamesblay December 3, 2009
A Peter is a boy with a massive dick, he is most likely gonna find a fit girl called monica and fall in love with her.
“I’m a Peter
“I’ve got a Peter Dick”
Oh my good he has Peters dick
Peters by UrbanGod6973 June 10, 2019
One who doesn’t bathe
“When Peters first got into the fleet he didn’t take a shower for months. Some even believed that he didn’t own soap”
Peters by Pumpedzookeeper May 4, 2023