Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.
Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.
A term to describe a fraud who is 1 foot 1''. He was in exile in spain due to his father being a german war criminal. He then stayed there for many years with varcelona wining la liga league trophies by paying his lover; the refs. People found out that he was a son of a criminal and went to eating league with pessi saint german. He failed and got carried by turtle. He then went to school shooting league. His team are more dead than norwichman/luxemburgman. he cheated the world cup by paying the refs 1000000000000000000 morbillus dollores. Fifa loves him more than the fefs and always says 'penalty for argentina'; they are as corrupt as North Korea.
by pessinotGOAt June 8, 2023
by Snoprano December 15, 2013
What is a Pessi? We will look at some definitions below:
Penaldo is an international fraud know for ghosting for 89 minutes in a game, and when his teammates win a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
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Penaldo is an international fraud know for ghosting for 89 minutes in a game, and when his teammates win a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
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Example:
Girlfriend: "Our relationship is pessi "
Boyfriend: "What?Our relationship is finished?"
No 10 has been missing the entire match.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience
Girlfriend: "Our relationship is pessi "
Boyfriend: "What?Our relationship is finished?"
No 10 has been missing the entire match.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience
by Pessigoat March 17, 2023
An idiotic adjective used by dumbass Penaldogs to defame the one and only GOAT of football, Lionel Andres Messi. Think Penaldo is better than the GOAT? Check this:
Messi is a better finisher than Penaldo. Yes, many Penaldo fans wont accept this but Messi has a better goal average in both prime and all-time stats.
If the Ballon d'Or was fair, both would have five. People got bored of seeing Messi's consistency every single fucking year and wanted someone else to win it in 2019.
Ronaldo has scored more penalties than Messi and Messi has given way more penalties to his teammates than Penaldo. Also, Penaldo has dived a lot and Messi almost never dives.
"Ronaldo has better skills" Messi just dribbles through the whole Real VARdrid squad without being flashy and scoring incredible solo goals.
To those who say that Penaldo owns the UCL: Messi is only one UCL behind, plus Penaldo and Real VARdrid robbed a UCL from Bayern.
Penaldogs also conveniently forget the other stuff Messi beats Penaldo at, like:
Vision, crossing, freekicks, game IQ, acceleration, agility, curl, reactions, ball control, composure, decision-making, first touch, playmaking, passing, trophies, World Cup, Ballon d'Ors, Golden Boots, La Ligas, individual awards, team play, golazos, assists, balance, nutmegs, 1v1s, G/A etc.
To the imbeciles that think Pristiano Tapinaldo dos Ghostos Crybabyveiro is better than Lionel Messi:
Get a pillow.
Lie down.
Keep fucking dreaming, cunts.
Messi is a better finisher than Penaldo. Yes, many Penaldo fans wont accept this but Messi has a better goal average in both prime and all-time stats.
If the Ballon d'Or was fair, both would have five. People got bored of seeing Messi's consistency every single fucking year and wanted someone else to win it in 2019.
Ronaldo has scored more penalties than Messi and Messi has given way more penalties to his teammates than Penaldo. Also, Penaldo has dived a lot and Messi almost never dives.
"Ronaldo has better skills" Messi just dribbles through the whole Real VARdrid squad without being flashy and scoring incredible solo goals.
To those who say that Penaldo owns the UCL: Messi is only one UCL behind, plus Penaldo and Real VARdrid robbed a UCL from Bayern.
Penaldogs also conveniently forget the other stuff Messi beats Penaldo at, like:
Vision, crossing, freekicks, game IQ, acceleration, agility, curl, reactions, ball control, composure, decision-making, first touch, playmaking, passing, trophies, World Cup, Ballon d'Ors, Golden Boots, La Ligas, individual awards, team play, golazos, assists, balance, nutmegs, 1v1s, G/A etc.
To the imbeciles that think Pristiano Tapinaldo dos Ghostos Crybabyveiro is better than Lionel Messi:
Get a pillow.
Lie down.
Keep fucking dreaming, cunts.
Brain-dead Penaldog: CR7 is the GOAT!!11!! SIUUUUUUUU!!111!1!11! Pessi is ass L!!11!!1!
Intellectuals: Shut the fuck up, dumbass bitch.
Intellectuals: Shut the fuck up, dumbass bitch.
by MemeGod_POG April 4, 2023
by eric1237 May 7, 2010