1 definition by pessinotGOAt

A term to describe a fraud who is 1 foot 1''. He was in exile in spain due to his father being a german war criminal. He then stayed there for many years with varcelona wining la liga league trophies by paying his lover; the refs. People found out that he was a son of a criminal and went to eating league with pessi saint german. He failed and got carried by turtle. He then went to school shooting league. His team are more dead than norwichman/luxemburgman. he cheated the world cup by paying the refs 1000000000000000000 morbillus dollores. Fifa loves him more than the fefs and always says 'penalty for argentina'; they are as corrupt as North Korea.
Pessi has scored a tap-in after scoring a diving pen against clermont-footy.
by pessinotGOAt June 8, 2023
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