Pessi refers to the the argentinian dwarf who is also known as the ghost of paris 👻👻👻👻. He recently made a move to the burger league with last place inter mcdonalds after failing to score more than 6 goals a season at pissG. Missing penalties during the day and stealing ballon d'ors during the night is his passion and also ghosting matches in spectacular fashion.
Friend: "wow, pessi missed another penalty!! I wonder how he's PR is gonna hide this one"
Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"
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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*
*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*
*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*
Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"
*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*
*The next day*
Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"
Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"
Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"
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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*
*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*
*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*
Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"
*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*
*The next day*
Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"
Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"
by Pessi👻👻 July 21, 2023
The finished player that plays in an aldi door dash uber eats league PSG and fraudulently robs individual awards and ballon dors. He cannot score a single non tap in without Xavi and iniesta on his team. He never shows up in big matches and commonly ghosts while goatnaldo is scoring hattricks. Pessi can only win major trophys with VARgenFIFA. He fruaduantly won the world cup with penalties and was carried by the other goat dybala.
by leyemster March 2, 2023
A fraudulent term created by Penaldogs to devalue the G.O.A.T. Lionel Messi. Commonly found in twitter replies under football tweets being used by fatherless and jobless Pendu fanboys.
by Honest Penaldo and VARdrid fan June 16, 2021
the carbonated cola soft drink Pepsi, as pronounced by some Asian-American restaurant employees and others who take a respectful liking to such dialectic pronunciation
"We have Pessi, Diet Pessi, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, hot tea, coffee, and water."
"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"
"Diet Coke? Diet Pessi okay?"
by Kevin_K July 31, 2006
Pessi will go all out today against eibar hoping for some easy penalties before ghosting the next big game
by Eibarman June 30, 2021
Pessi: give me penalty pls
Piovanni: sorry pessi, i havent got any more penalties
Pessi *breaks down into tears*
Piovanni *hugs pessi and gives him penalty*
Pessi: You got me penalty!?!?, thank you
*scores*
*Pessi and Piovanni celenbrate*
Piovanni: sorry pessi, i havent got any more penalties
Pessi *breaks down into tears*
Piovanni *hugs pessi and gives him penalty*
Pessi: You got me penalty!?!?, thank you
*scores*
*Pessi and Piovanni celenbrate*
by Chiknbiscuit October 15, 2023
by fearless700 December 24, 2022