poat 

A demented verb which express a temporally insane condition.

Oh geez, I think it's time to poat a lil bit:
(starting to poat)
"PoatPoatPoat *Uffaaah Uffaaahhhhh Uff!*... ooh, ok I'm done"

poat by Daniel Estman January 16, 2008

Poat 

Plainest of all time

I’m the poat

Poat by ~OOF~ December 9, 2019

Poat 

A boat which has been converted into a pub

Let’s go to the poat for a beer!

Poat by BrizzleDan February 8, 2019

Poat 

The inability to type correctly because your name starts with the letter L.

"if i poated my daughters picture"
I poated and i can't get up!

Poat by Wocbackwoods July 29, 2012

PoaT 

Plane on a Treadmill Myth. A popular discussion topic on internet message boards, this myth was supposed to be on the Discovery Channel Show Mythbusters. However, for unknown reasons, the Myth did not air causing much frustration and anger amongst viewers.

Adam and Jamie are gay for not showing PoaT tonight.

PoaT by qaz0101 January 5, 2008

POAT 

Proper Original Adventure Time

M: Hey gang, do you wanna POAT later?
R: Yes! I'll bring the Don Julio!
B: Bet.

POAT by Poat. January 2, 2017

Poat 

A goat that’s pushing p

DaBaby is a poat

Poat by ThePoatReH February 11, 2022