1 definition by Pessi👻👻
Pessi refers to the the argentinian dwarf who is also known as the ghost of paris 👻👻👻👻. He recently made a move to the burger league with last place inter mcdonalds after failing to score more than 6 goals a season at pissG. Missing penalties during the day and stealing ballon d'ors during the night is his passion and also ghosting matches in spectacular fashion.
Friend: "wow, pessi missed another penalty!! I wonder how he's PR is gonna hide this one"
Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"
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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*
*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*
*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*
Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"
*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*
*The next day*
Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"
Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"
Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"
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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*
*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*
*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*
Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"
*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*
*The next day*
Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"
Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"
by Pessi👻👻 July 21, 2023