Pessi

PESSI-is the nickname of Lionel Messi who always misses penalties,even when his fans braggs about scoring it is easy af!

lionel PESSI for a reason!

by sarcastic Gentleman February 20, 2016

Pessi

A fraud from Argentina who was exiled from his country. He lived in Spain for about 10 years before being exiled again. He now lives in France and plays in Farmers league. Also known for stealing and missing pens (penalties), he is also known for stealing Ballon d'ors and destroying potential players.

Pessi must be missing Eibar.

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023

Pessi

Pessi is a nickname for Lionel Messi as he scores most of his goals through penalty kicks

Hey, did you see Pessi' new penalty goal today? That makes 10 penalty kicks in the last 10 games.

by Ayerssx March 17, 2015

Pessi

A player who has an astonishing number of cheerleader fanbois for someone who has not scored against madrid since ronaldo left and fraudulently wins ballon d’ors and golden boot all while walking around the pitch and cannot even do numbers in a farmers league.

Did you see pessi cannot even make a header when the ball is crossed to him?

by AirCR7 December 4, 2021

Pessi

A finished fraud from Argentina,loves statpadding against small clubs and gets 'GOAT' shouts

I have studied hard for my final exam, but when I reached the exam centre in the university of Barcelona, I found out I forgot my pen. Luckily I found a generous guy named Pionel Pessi.He said he made a career out of pens and gave me one. Thank you Pessi.

by Ndjdhdbbs March 22, 2022

Pessi

Another name for the ghost "Pessidog"
Can only be summoned in
1. Toulouse
2. Angers
3. Ajaccio
4. Brest
5. Clermont - Ferrand
Was last spotted at the Parc de Princes on the 3rd of April 2023 but disappeared when it realised Lyon was a big team.
Hasn't shown up in the Champions League since 2015
He was spotted in his ghost form in:
1. Liverpool 2019
2. Rome 2018
3. Turin 2017
3. Madrid 2016
4. Lisbon 2020
5. Paris 2021 (Where he resides now)
6. Madrid 2022
7. Munich 2023
8. Madrid 2014
9. Munich 2013
10. London 2012
11. Milan 2010

"Give my idol the chicken brest d'or bcuz he scored two goals vs them"
"Last night when I shouted "Penalty for Argentina, Pessi appeared and killed half the population of Estonia"

by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023

Pessi

Nickname of the football player Lionel Messi, known for statpadding against small football clubs in Spain and claiming big awards that he doesn't deserve. Also known for ghosting against big football clubs in the Champions League.

Boy 1: "Pessi is finished, he can only score against Osasuna"

Boy 2: Sadly, my Idol Pessi is not as good as Cristiano Ronaldo"

by Sutr December 10, 2021