perttu 

Really hoopy frood

"Hey you, sass that hoopy Perttu? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!"

Hoopy: a really together guy
Frood: a really amazingly together guy
Sass: meet, be aware of, have sex with

perttu by vompatti February 5, 2018

Perttu 

The greatest threat to humanity.

Look! Thats Perttu, he's a straight menace.

Perttu by ShitTalker4756345 December 10, 2021

Perttu Kivalaasko

Very sexy Finnish cellist. He is a member of the Finnish cello trio Apocalyptica.Long black hair, a devilish grin, and hot body as well. He is often seen shirtless, sporting a top hat and black fingernail polish. He is very talented and has won numerous awards. He has a permanent chair in the Helsinki Orchestra. He also became the 3rd greatest cello player in the world at 18. He has composed many arrangements for Apocalyptica as well as documentaries and video games. He has a warm personality but rarely laughs or smiles.

Perrtu Kivalaasko is an amzing cellist.
Perrtu Kivalaasko is the sex.
Perttu Kivalaasko lives in my bedroom and sometimes in Helsinki.

Perttu Kivalaasko by AmCk April 28, 2008

pertussive 

Having a lingering strong cough that persists for weeks following a cold.

I had a cold 4 weeks ago but I am still mildly pertussive.

pertussive by DrDeeJ May 21, 2011

Perturbation 

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.

It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.

Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Pettus 

Hot and sexy just want to bang it.
A way of sex.

Were a guy and girl are under the bed banging.

We should go to the bedroom and do the pettus.

Pettus by Alycebabyy17849 August 12, 2008

Pertunity 

a very good that's what she said joke

- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.

- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity

or

--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.

Pertunity by thatswhatshesaid.duh. November 2, 2009