4 definitions by Perturbation

Cuntshit

The meconium-stained amniotic fluid produced, when a baby takes a crap inside their mother before birth.

The baby came out covered in cuntshit.

by Perturbation September 19, 2018

Perturbed

When a person becomes anxious or an object becomes unsettled by outside influences or third parties.

It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.

by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Perturbation

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.

It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.

by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Mexican Starfish

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.

I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.

by Perturbation April 26, 2019