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mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

If…were a person 

“If…were a person” is a catch all formulaic phrase designed to foreground the actions of a person as so definitive that their picture should be found under the definition of the word or phrase.

If used correctly the verb “to be” used in the sentence should be conjugated in the English Subjunctive tense because it presupposes a condition that does not actually exist preceded by the word: “if”.

Any number of colorful phrases can be used to complete this word formula. The only limit is the imagination of the observer.
Correct ways of using the formula: “If…were a person.”

If “cock blocking” were a person it would look like Joe Manchin vs.Biden’s attempts at legislation.

If “too soon” were a person it would look like Pete Davidson sending a selfie to Kanye West from Kim Kardashian’s bed after smashing.

OC Persona 

OC is collective for ''owned character'' ''original content'' or ''original character'' usually describing a character or creation that is either franchised, branded, or owned by a lone person or company.

Whilst a Persona is a character the author identifies with, not necessarily as self-insert, which is the author drawn in an art style or as a character.

an OC Persona is a character that does not look like the author, but primarily the author's ''personal'' view on how they'd want to be like in a completely fictional world. it is more in-depth and the character has backstory unrelated to the author's real life. An OC persona also does not share the real name of the Author.
''Name'' is neither an OC or Persona, they do not have my actual name, but I use them as ''me'' instead of my face.

''Name'' is an OC Persona, they're a bit more personal with the story tropes that I like, so I identify with this character quite a lot when writing.

My OC is also kind of my persona, though more of a character, since I don't look like them.
OC Persona by ZeroParanoia October 13, 2019

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years 

Mess with someones head
I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years

Person of Camouflage 

An inclusive term used to refer to members of the the military.

Commonly abbreviated as "POC" by media outlets.
Her: America needs more POC in politics,
Me: I definitely agree. The last person of camouflage on a major party's presidential ticket was John McCain in 2008.
Person of Camouflage by Vinay P. September 18, 2020

Double it and give it to the next person 

“Double it and give it to the next person” started off as a tiktok trend where the video creator would walk up to random people asking them if they want an amount of money (say $5), or if they’d rather “double it” (as in double the value) “or give it to the next person” (the next person the creator will choose for the video). So, if the first person declined and gave it to the next person, that next person would choose between $10 or passing it on. This would continue until someone chose to keep the money.

These videos evolved and creators used more ridiculous items instead of money, for example, hot dogs or something else that a person would clearly not want and thus would “double and give to the next person”. This is where the meme emerged.

Now, many people will comment “double it and give it to the next person” on tiktoks or reels to express that the video is describing a situation they would not want to be in. In other words, it’s another way of saying “I’d hate to be that guy
Man: “My wife cheated on me and is pregnant with his child, but I have to take care of the baby financially because he’s incarcerated.”

Commenter: “Double it and give it to the next person”