A Perrygrove is defined as the act of enjoying sex with inanimate objects most notably disney characters such as The Magic Carpet from Aladdin, or the Candlesticks from Beauty and the Beast but not the wardrobe.
They can also occasionally be tempted by a badger but only if the mood is right.
Someone who says they’re straight but is open to experimenting with the same gender. The name is a reference to Katy Perry’s song “I Kissed A Girl” where she says “I kissed a girl and I liked it”.
Person 1: Didn’t she kiss a girl at that party? I thought she was straight.
Person 2: She’s perrysexual.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.