A Perrygrove is defined as the act of enjoying sex with inanimate objects most notably disney characters such as The Magic Carpet from Aladdin, or the Candlesticks from Beauty and the Beast but not the wardrobe.
They can also occasionally be tempted by a badger but only if the mood is right.
Someone who says they’re straight but is open to experimenting with the same gender. The name is a reference to Katy Perry’s song “I Kissed A Girl” where she says “I kissed a girl and I liked it”.
Person 1: Didn’t she kiss a girl at that party? I thought she was straight.
Person 2: She’s perrysexual.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'