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Unspoken Permission Slip 

youre i bed with a girl, and you arent quite sure if shes gonna give it up....then, low and behold, she discretely slides her pants off claiming, "ugh i hate sleeping in these pants theyre so uncomfortable". And pow no more suspence you know what to do.
Dude, i wasnt sure if i was gna get laid but when i got back from the bathroom she gave me the unspoken permission slip and i knew i was good to go....i smashed it up

high school field trip permission slip 

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation
Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”