Permafresh

A middle or upper class college student who behaves like an immature, ignorant college freshman.

John: Why is Joe taking handle pulls of that plastic bottle vodka while awkwardly dancing with that obviously under-aged girl singing, "Everyday I'm shuffling."

Ryan: He's reached a state of permafresh. There's no going back...

Permafresh by G0Rubix November 13, 2011

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permafries

Fast food items found on the floor of your car that look exactly the same as they did a year ago when they fell out of the bag

You want some permafries with that?

permafries by Fry_cook January 13, 2014

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permafreshie

a player so bad at deepwoken that you would still call them a freshie despite them being power 60 with a bell and enchants, more often than not permafreshies are boosted by their friends or guildmates

90% of people in the unnamed deepwoken guild are permafreshies

permafreshie by illiterate neanderthal February 8, 2022

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Permafrosting

The state of being casually, sociably or lightly buzzed for inordinate amounts of time, e.g., a few days. Permafrosting usually involvs drinking upon waking up, and continuing to do so into the night (see: wake'n'drank.) Usually done on weekends or short vacations in foreign countries with a warm climate.

"Doesn't that gentleman look jovial?"
"Yes, I believe he's been permafrosting."

"Good morning Ms., care for a cocktail?"
"Yes, quite."
"Let us permafrost."

Permafrosting by i81u812didntu? March 4, 2009