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1.
Someone who has just been burned but is so slow, he doesn't realize that he's been burned untill at least 8 or 9 seconds after the burn.
Person 1: Man, there's this kickass party tonight, and only the popular kids are invited.
Person 2: Well, I guess that rules you out then.
Person 1: I guess you're right...Hey, wait a minute!
Person 2: Congrats! You've been completely and totally Permafrosted!
by Nurmi September 16, 2005