A Rare breed of creature native only to the southwest of england.
The perkins lives purely off a cheap brand of cider known as devon village.
it suffers from severe mood swing's switching daily from jolly dancing perkins to the Dreaded grumpy perkins!
parent: come on kids lets go perkins hunting
child 1: YAY ill bring the cider
child 2: and ill bring the pitch fork's
by MarkProuse November 17, 2009
Top Definition
Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.

A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
by Knowledge Doctor May 25, 2008
drunk to the point of rowdiness.
bitch I will break your nose-and I'm perkin!
by BigBossMike May 12, 2004
The condidion of being drunk on alcohol
Thizzin is high, and perkin is drunk.
by Beans-n-Fixins August 02, 2007
To take a shot of jizz in the eye while expecting it in the mouth.
She took that perkins like a trooper but it did cause pink eye.
by Robert Aldridge December 09, 2006
perkin' is drunk like thizzin' is high
Man, that guy is perkin' balls.
by cyberakuma13 November 04, 2006
a lovely family resturaunt.
yo, where you want some brunch, tamika?
shanaynay c'mon gurl, youz know i love dat perkinsz!
by brittany June 17, 2006
Loud declaration made after passing wind, whether a loud and proud or silent but deadly.
My butt: pppfffffffttthrrthhhppp-ppp.pp.p
Me: Perkins!
You: (holding nose): Ew bitch! That's nasty!
by buzzball July 08, 2011

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