The perkins lives purely off a cheap brand of cider known as devon village.
it suffers from severe mood swing's switching daily from jolly dancing perkins to the Dreaded grumpy perkins!
child 1: YAY ill bring the cider
child 2: and ill bring the pitch fork's
Many South Los Angeles ER staffs / 911 operators will receive information from a victim or one of their friends notifying them that they gave the patient perkinsed before they are treated. Unfortunately this is not recommended at all because the victims will become completely unresponsive.
"After Sarah got shot, we perkinsed her so she wouldn't scream."