Pennsylvania Welcome

Getting your teeth rattled out and car’s suspension destroyed by potholes and shoddy road repairs encountered shortly after entering PA roadways.

by Miles long August 21, 2023

Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.

Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!

by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021

When you fail at shotgunning a beer and end up taking small sips out of the punched hole.
Must take 3 minutes or longer to complete.

Dude did you see Razz try to shotgun that beer? It was such a fail it was almost Pennsylvania style!

by Lumberjacker11 May 8, 2018

A Dutch Oven in which the usual victim actually places themselves under the covers willingly in order to better absorb the aroma of the flatulence.

I ripped heinous ass last night and my girlfriend ducked under the covers to give herself a Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.

by Steeler Country 45 September 30, 2017

When a car occupying every lane of a highway is traveling at the same speed (under the speed limit) preventing you from passing

Mike: dude when are you gonna get here, you're already late!
Adam: I know man, I'm caught behind a Pennsylvania Dragrace

by Jsjstraka March 16, 2016

When you put your penis between the thighs of a very gassy woman and she farts on it.

Joseph’s girlfriend was very gassy so he asked her for a Pennsylvania Earthquake.