Penis Roulette

Having promiscuous, unprotected, sex with many sexual partners and either catching an STD or NOT catching an STD
(WIN or LOSE).

I fucked a bunch of bar-fly hooker hoes, bare-back, and did'nt catch nothin'. I won Penis Roulette!

Real Story: It's 1:45 AM. Last Call. I'm ordering my Corona Cerveza. Two feet away from the bar, the bar-fly hooker bitch, says, "Follow me." So...I did. I followed her into the Women's bathroom. Bent her over the toilet. Hit that shit and did'nt catch green dick. Never saw her again. (I won Penis Roulette bitch!!!

Penis Roulette by Johan De Silencio March 31, 2008

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Penis roulette

When a person wears a blindfold and takes whichever penis come thier way

Mary played penis roulette at the party last night. She landed on black.

Penis roulette by Gypo69 February 12, 2015

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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