1) A man's pride.
2) A woman's husband's pride
3) Your dad's pride
4) Your son's pride
5) Your neighbor's pride
6) Your uncle's pride
7) Your granddad's pride
8) Your grandson's pride
9) Your pride
Father- 'Son, I have never been so proud of you.'
Son- 'Are you more proud of me than your penis?'
Father-'No'
by maniac94 August 07, 2011
1. The male reproductive/sexual organ that is meant to be inserted into the female reproductive/sexual organ during a marriage between the two performing the act called sexual intercourse, which was created for pleasure and procreation. Pleasure is possible when the nerve in the penis is touched, which sends a very positive and pleasurable signal to the brain. The nerve can be touched in masturbation or sexual intercourse. Undergoes erection, allowing for sexual intercourse, when exposed to the promise of sex, (sadly) masturbation, or explicit pictures or happenings. Will excrete sperm when used in sexual intercourse, and will urinate when excessive fluids are consumed or when the liver needs to rid the body of harmful liquids.

Not at all meant to be used to masturbate, but is nonetheless done so anyway.

2. A term used excessively and inappropriately on this website, particularly this definition.
Penis is a term which many people feel uncomfortable speeking of because it is used so inappropriately.
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004
something on a man around his wast and inbetween his legs its hard long (at least mine is) and wite stuff comes out (sticky).
that is a big hard and long penis...where did you get it?????i got it when i was born.
by silent joe(cant talk) November 25, 2003
the reproductive organ of the male i have a 15 inch im not lying i wanna be in the porno buis
im sure to open up a few holes on some hot girls with mine
by dan re man June 29, 2003
a long, thick, yummy, milk shake
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
something that i male has that he uses to think with, and half the time doesn't know how to use for anything else...
I met this guy last night and he had a very small penis, which left me with nothing to work with.
by jenn April 13, 2003
male reproductive organ thats used for the thecth.
she likes penis.

he got giney poo on his penis.
by taylor March 24, 2003

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