Penis Wrinkle

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.

Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!

by yourinlover April 18, 2023

Penis Wrinkle

pe-nis wrin-kle
Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.

Example:
Matt: Holy Crap Ted...Dave totally landed that Penis Wrinkle flawlessly.
Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.

by Wet Willy the White April 17, 2009

Penis Wrinkle

The wrinkle you get on your penis because it's too old. This causes penile cancer and can be painfully fatal for your love organ.

"NOOOO!!! I have a penis wrinkle!!!"

by Firestar991 October 23, 2013

Penis Wrinkle

Reffers to how uncircumsized males' forskin krinkles up at the tip of the penis in a circular shape.

Tommy laughed at Carls little penis wrinkle.

by crackhedwinner February 12, 2010

Penis Wrinkle

An insult, refering to a wrinkled Penis

You Penis Wrinkle!

by Midex August 3, 2003

Penis wrinkled

When you destroy someone in a 1v1

Me: I beat you 10-0, u just got penis wrinkled with your salty bitch ass

Opponent: no! Your a bot

by Con9412 January 24, 2021

Penis Wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before my wonder cock.

bow down you fucking penis wrinkle

by Rey Rey December 31, 2005