A alternat word for penis, yet it has many more uses then you would expect.
My penile unit is out of whack.

Look at his penile unit.

That penile unit is so small.

OMG did you just say penile unit?
by Samuel Paxson May 15, 2003
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Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.
Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman

Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!

Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does

Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!

Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove
by Father EEP January 17, 2008
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