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Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis
Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis
Peniscentesis by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.
guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!
penince (pen - nince)
noun
a cooler way to refer to a piece of land almost surrounded by water or projecting out into a body of water.
I say we all go to Becky’s house. It’s just 20 minutes south of S.F. on the Penince.
Penince by Ace Fantagious June 18, 2020
when a males penis becomes shivled due to the extreme cold, and can be likened to ice.
Painfully shrunken and frozen genitals.
"If that happened I would jump out my window in the harsh New England winter and run three laps around my house naked, and get a mean case of penice."
penice by sixthree December 7, 2006
A word of advice and encouragement to those acting like “penis’s” to then instead act nicely. Used to call out when one is being rude so they can improve their attitude. Can also be used as life advice or a motto. Pronounced PEE-NICE.
Always remember to penice!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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