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Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis
Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis
Peniscentesis by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.
guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!
penince (pen - nince)
noun
a cooler way to refer to a piece of land almost surrounded by water or projecting out into a body of water.
I say we all go to Becky’s house. It’s just 20 minutes south of S.F. on the Penince.
Penince by Ace Fantagious June 18, 2020
when a males penis becomes shivled due to the extreme cold, and can be likened to ice.
Painfully shrunken and frozen genitals.
"If that happened I would jump out my window in the harsh New England winter and run three laps around my house naked, and get a mean case of penice."
penice by sixthree December 7, 2006
A word of advice and encouragement to those acting like “penis’s” to then instead act nicely. Used to call out when one is being rude so they can improve their attitude. Can also be used as life advice or a motto. Pronounced PEE-NICE.
Always remember to penice!!