I see stars and peeni walli
by p_lin January 26, 2008
by nothing is here October 28, 2020
A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.
I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.
That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.
by Petrosian August 10, 2019
We got back to this chick's house, and the next thing I know we're making out, and one thing led to another. All of a sudden she's demanding me - demanding! - to remove my pants so she could go down on me, and roughly a minute and a half minute later I'm hosing down her sheets with dick vomit. I've never received such an exceptional peenie cleanie from a woman. Roger Ebert would have given that four out of four stars if he was a fellatio critic.
by Richard Flavor August 20, 2013
by MegaDooche December 29, 2017
by PussyGoLucky August 11, 2019
A girl who gets a guy's hopes up by heading downtown only to closed-mouth kiss the throbbing member for a few moments before deciding that she's tired and needs to take up half of your bed for the night.
by Disillusioned February 27, 2005