Pedostalker 

A pedophile who seeks pleasure not in molesting young children but through stalking them.

John the Pedostalker is so freakin' scary, even though I know he won't really harm me.

Pedostalker by pedokiller August 14, 2012

poostalker 

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).

A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!

poostalker by numbershaper May 27, 2010

Podstalker 

I worked with a guy called Geoff , when I asked him the name of a customer I dont think he knew it but he yelled out PODSTALKER which cracked me up still to this day . RIP > Geoff C

stupid name , podstalker

Podstalker by podstalker August 31, 2018