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poostalker 

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A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).
A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!
poostalker by numbershaper May 27, 2010
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Pedostalker • Podstalker • poostalker

Podstalker 

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I worked with a guy called Geoff , when I asked him the name of a customer I dont think he knew it but he yelled out PODSTALKER which cracked me up still to this day . RIP > Geoff C
stupid name , podstalker
Podstalker by podstalker August 31, 2018
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Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Sonion

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Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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