When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.
After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!