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6. Pearl Harbored
Means a sneak or suprise(by liberals) attack
I said I would go out with her but I got Pearl Harbored by all off her lesbian friends when I got there
1. Pearl Harbored
Getting fucked in the ass, out of nowhere.
"My teacher gave a quiz that I wasn't ready for today :("

"Oh man, you definitely got pearl harbored . . . poor bitch."
2. Pearl Harbored
To have sex with partner while partner is asleep.
I got home last night and Pearl Harbored Martha.
I think Tom Pearl Harbored me last, my underwear was stuck to my ass.
3. Pearl Harbored
When one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a mass of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.
Guy 1: Dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?

Guy 2: We shouldn't have invited Alex, he Pearl Harbored the fuck out of that party.
4. Pearl Harbored
When an Asian walks in on you unexpectedly or un-announced with total surprise to you.
Roommate 1: "Dude, I totally got Pearl Harbored by the Asian guy next door when I was using the bathroom."

Roommate 2: "Isn't that like the second time this week?"

Roommate 1: "Ya, I didn't even see it coming."

Roommate 2: "Today is a day that will live in infamy."
5. Pearl Harbored
While having sex with a woman the man plans in advance to cum inside a woman and not say anything. Like the Japanese; he plans to cum, he knows he is about to cum, cums, and after he came he starts a WAR!
Andrew: yo bro how did you get that black eye?
Brian: I Pearl Harbored Michelle last night, she was so pissed she threw a bottle and hit me right in the eye.

Andrew: understandable but worth it.
7. Pearl Harbored
When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.
I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.
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