by GSstudent2019 May 23, 2017
On a week night, you go to your friends house and draw a penis outlined in peanut butter on the front windshield on his or her car. If they are late for school or work, you have succeeded.
I was leaving for work when I notice someone Peanut-Butter-Dicked my car. I was late for my porn role!
by AlimonyBob May 28, 2011
When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.
man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!
by MinutePeeps February 19, 2011
someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018
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