A syndrome whose primary symptom is never hitting the pause button (especially if one is texting while videogaming/watching tv). It is typically acquired through.
1. Excessive online multiplayer gaming.
2. TiVO/DVR deficiency
Effects of this syndrome include
1. Virtual decapitation by zombie teeth.
2. Getting beat to a pulp by Joker's henchmen or Goombas.
3. Missing the most dramatic moment of the Thursday episode of Days of Our Lives.
4. Constantly annoying friends by asking them to find their favorite shows online despite them not being available for public streaming on the TV channel's website yet as they aired less than 48 hours ago (this effect may not occur if the patient is somewhat internet savvy).
A Treatment plan includes:
1. Having others yell at the patient for having the syndrome, while hitting the pause button when needed, if possible.
2. Cancelling the patient's Xbox Live or WoW (World of Warcraft) Subscription.
3. Getting the patient a DVR.
4. Fixing the patient's pause button if it is broken.
5. Cancelling the patient's cell service so they'll stop wasting their lives texting, while wasting their lives watching TV or playing video games...
1. Excessive online multiplayer gaming.
2. TiVO/DVR deficiency
Effects of this syndrome include
1. Virtual decapitation by zombie teeth.
2. Getting beat to a pulp by Joker's henchmen or Goombas.
3. Missing the most dramatic moment of the Thursday episode of Days of Our Lives.
4. Constantly annoying friends by asking them to find their favorite shows online despite them not being available for public streaming on the TV channel's website yet as they aired less than 48 hours ago (this effect may not occur if the patient is somewhat internet savvy).
A Treatment plan includes:
1. Having others yell at the patient for having the syndrome, while hitting the pause button when needed, if possible.
2. Cancelling the patient's Xbox Live or WoW (World of Warcraft) Subscription.
3. Getting the patient a DVR.
4. Fixing the patient's pause button if it is broken.
5. Cancelling the patient's cell service so they'll stop wasting their lives texting, while wasting their lives watching TV or playing video games...
My brother has a horrible case of No Pause Syndrome from playing too much Borderlands. I can't count how many times I've seem him get turned into swiss cheese while playing games due to that.
My friends are constantly missing parts of episodes of Jersey Shore as they don't have a DVR. I'm sick of them asking me to find them their shows on veevr and what not.
My friends are constantly missing parts of episodes of Jersey Shore as they don't have a DVR. I'm sick of them asking me to find them their shows on veevr and what not.
by Jsybird June 28, 2013
by Georgethedeadmouseifound July 16, 2020
Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".
by caseyLA February 8, 2007
Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.
The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"
by Samuel_Johnson's_lovechild May 7, 2021
Its when you in class get to move around and take a break, and your mind just gets completely reset and youre now ready to learn new things!
by Cuggi April 10, 2018
1 pausing in real time to explain in a mildy serious mannner then resuming normal conversation.
2 a state of mind taking a second to reflect and truly understand a concept
2 a state of mind taking a second to reflect and truly understand a concept
exp (jack),(you see bruno hit that trivela he's the creator of that skill ggmu)
(romeo,(......Pause brother. do know who Ricardo Quaresma is ?????) play (jack uhhhh no) (romeo left conversation
pause & play = pausing in real time to explain in a mildy serious mannner then resuming normal conversation.
(romeo,(......Pause brother. do know who Ricardo Quaresma is ?????) play (jack uhhhh no) (romeo left conversation
pause & play = pausing in real time to explain in a mildy serious mannner then resuming normal conversation.
by Romeo Circa September 30, 2023
1.a state of mind taking a second to reflect and truly understand a concept .
2.debunking a process or situation usually in silence.
3.pausing in real time to explain in a mildy serious mannner then resuming normal conversation.
2.debunking a process or situation usually in silence.
3.pausing in real time to explain in a mildy serious mannner then resuming normal conversation.
exp (jack),(you see bruno hit that trivela he's the creator of that skill ggmu)
(romeo,(......Pause brother. do know who Ricardo Quaresma is ?????) play (jack uhhhh no) (romeo left conversation
pause & play = pausing in real time to explain in a mildy serious mannner then resuming normal conversation.
(romeo,(......Pause brother. do know who Ricardo Quaresma is ?????) play (jack uhhhh no) (romeo left conversation
pause & play = pausing in real time to explain in a mildy serious mannner then resuming normal conversation.
by Romeo Circa September 30, 2023