Paula Deening

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.

Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now

by Droladnap April 23, 2019

Paula Deened

When you take a dish and add, butter, sour cream, sugar, cheese, or cream of chicken soup.

I knew the cassarole would be good after my wife "Paula Deened" it up.

by Glamrocker September 28, 2009

paula deen

The act of making something look good. Refers to the food network chef, that applies massive amounts of butter to every dish.

Can also mean the suggestion that a female is attractive enough to butter up and "eat out".

"Hey yo I paula deen'd this shit"

"Make sure that shit paula deen, aite"

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"Hey you seen dat girl?"

"Yeah I'd paula deen her"

"Yeaaahhhh boi"

by cotit krew December 22, 2011

Paula Deen

an alcoholic drink that is one part whiskey and two parts melted butter.

Joe-Bring out a round of Paula Deen, Y'ALL
Bob-Hell yea I love me some butter!
Joe-No Bob you gonna get diabetes!

by RaGaGa January 31, 2012

Paula Deened

To have your named smeared by the media when you tell the truth about a past deed, when you should have said i dont remember.

Mel Gibson got Paula Deened on the news today.

by Hot butter June 30, 2013

Paula Deen

Hey Y'all! Paula here wishing you best dishes from mah kitchen duh'yers. Dudnit sound luuhhhhhhhvley? Paula can commonly be found in her kitchen where she is waiting to persuade her family into having heart attacks. Paula loves making bacon burgers with doughnots instead of buns. She also loves budder. Lots and lots o' budder. When you hear any vocabulary like "Duh'Yers, Y'all, and Dudnit" assume that Paula is near. She enjoys making one of a kind exotic faces when shes having a mild stroke, due to her fried foods. Her favorite son will sure be around when she makes her best dishes. The other son is yet to be seen. Paula's other show "Paula's Party" is just her talking about her "wide figure" to a group of redneck audience.

Paula Deen's recipe for fried budder balls killed my uncle!!!!

by paulasparty123 August 8, 2009

Paula Deening

The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.

OR

The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".

"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."

by pluffdad January 11, 2013